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Lindrick Players bring laughter and intrigue to the stage with “Agatha Crusty & The Health Spa Murders”

Lindrick Players return to the stage this May with their latest comedic mystery, 'Agatha Crusty & The Health Spa Murders', a brilliantly tongue-in-cheek spoof by acclaimed playwright, Derek Webb. With kind permission of Stage Scripts Ltd, this laugh-out-loud play promises a riotous mix of relaxation and murder, performed at the Carlton in Lindrick Civic Centre, Worksop.

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Directed by Lawrence Cohen and co-directed by Helene Sprowell, this 'whodunnit' production sees the return of Agatha Crusty (pronounced Croosty), the beloved crime novelist with a nose for murder and a knack for being in the wrong place at the right time.

Agatha checks into the luxurious Seventh Heaven Health Spa hoping for a peaceful break and a little inspiration. But her retreat takes a deadly turn when a murder shatters the calm. Surrounded by the glamorous staff of the Zara Fernandez fashion house, a charming spa owner, and some rather eccentric therapists, Agatha soon finds herself plunged into a mystery brimming with secrets, sabotage, and scandalous spa treatments.

The cast of 'Agatha Crusty & The Health Spa Murders'
The cast of 'Agatha Crusty & The Health Spa Murders' Credit: Lindrick Players

Enter DI Simon Aster, an endearingly inept detective and cousin of DI Twigg (of Village Hall Murders fame), whose bungling investigation only complicates things further. Luckily, Agatha’s razor-sharp instincts are on hand to dig up the truth – no matter how well it’s been massaged into the background!

'Agatha Crusty & The Health Spa Murders' Poster
'Agatha Crusty & The Health Spa Murders' Poster Credit: Lindrick Players

Fast-paced, full of character, and packed with cheeky adult humour*, this hilarious whodunnit is a fantastic performance for fans of comedy, mystery, or both.

*Booking is at your discretion.

Show Dates

  • Friday, 16 May at 7.30pm
  • Saturday, 17 May Matinee at 2pm
  • Saturday, 17 May at 7.30pm
  • Doors and bar open 30 minutes before each performance

Venue: Carlton in Lindrick Civic Centre, Worksop, Nottinghamshire, S81 9RE

Tickets: Available now at ticketsource.co.uk/lindrickplayers

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Don’t miss this side-splitting mystery where the only thing more unpredictable than the plot… is the pampering!